{"id":209,"date":"2009-08-10T22:23:59","date_gmt":"2009-08-11T05:23:59","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.3-2-1-boom.com\/doctor-e\/?p=209"},"modified":"2009-08-10T22:23:59","modified_gmt":"2009-08-11T05:23:59","slug":"39-do-or-do-not","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.3-2-1-boom.com\/doctor-e\/2009\/08\/39-do-or-do-not\/","title":{"rendered":"(39) Do Or Do Not"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I was tempted to quote Yoda on the &#8220;try&#8221; part, but while I think of Star Wars as a universal kind of thing, I had to realize it was another bigoted mindset.\u00a0 Not everyone on the planet knows Han shot first.<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;I am interested,&#8221; I said.\u00a0 I looked at Viktor.\u00a0 &#8220;Do you need some references?&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>He waved at Doloise. &#8220;That will not be necessary.\u00a0 Come, listen to our stories, and we will be in contact, yes?&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>They pulled the chairs closer, and even Artur sat down.\u00a0 I understood when Viktor gestured to him.<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Have you seen such a boy?\u00a0 I am very proud.\u00a0 Ours is a learned art.\u00a0 It takes much dedication.&#8221;\u00a0 Viktor glanced at Doloise.\u00a0 I wouldn&#8217;t want to say too much in front of her, also, but he couldn&#8217;t well ignore her.\u00a0 &#8220;We do much in the way of the folklore, the words, `And sometimes it happens so.'&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>Andrei smiled.\u00a0 &#8220;Do you know our poetry?&#8221; he asked.<\/p>\n<p>I gave a kind of gesture I hoped show that I&#8217;d at least heard something of it.\u00a0 &#8220;I looked some up,&#8221; I admitted.<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;It is not so different,&#8221; he said.\u00a0 &#8220;Hard work, hard life, and then we make tales of riches gained and lost with ease.\u00a0 We do not spend so much time on love, because love is like everything else, something that requires a great deal of work.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>Nellie tried to hide a smile at that, which I knew because she suddenly looked down.\u00a0 Artur, on the other hand, snorted.<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Andrei is a romantic,&#8221; Viktor said, taking back the reins of the conversation.\u00a0 &#8220;Artur has a girlfriend, but she is not so knowledgeable about his,&#8221; he waved his hand, &#8220;responsibilities.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>I sympathised again with Sullen Boy.\u00a0 Maybe I should call him something else if I was going to feel for him a bit.\u00a0 Of course, that would mean he&#8217;d have to lose a little bit of the glower.<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;That is the same all over, I think,&#8221; I said.\u00a0 Hey, I was being diplomatic, not insular with that.\u00a0 Well, so much as the practitioner&#8217;s enclave was pretty insular.\u00a0 While some talents are only a matter of teaching, others are in-born, and others require sacrifices, and, well, it was kind of the wizardry conundrum.\u00a0 Do you spend your time learning the spells or getting girls?\u00a0 When it was put that way, I was glad I wasn&#8217;t the spellslinging type.<\/p>\n<p>Of course, I wasn&#8217;t spending much time getting girls, either, but at least right now I could blame that on Doloise.<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;I do not understand,&#8221; she said.\u00a0 &#8220;You speak of responsibility and time, and mortality is such a fleeting breath, why not use what small powers you have to indulge in the best of your short lives?&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>Fey were not known for their open minds.<\/p>\n<p>Nellie opened her mouth, then closed it again.\u00a0 I smiled.<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;It is not just a matter of breathing,&#8221; I said.<\/p>\n<p>Andrei nodded at me.\u00a0 &#8220;We do not count the breaths, because we know they are numbered.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>I tried again.\u00a0 &#8220;We have to work at things.\u00a0 Your kind has crafters, right?\u00a0 Beings that take time to further the beauty and design of their craft?&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>The Realm nodded, slowly.\u00a0 &#8220;You suggest that you are all crafters.&#8221;\u00a0 Another nod.\u00a0 &#8220;I see.\u00a0 It is a clumsy description of a clumsy skill, but it will make sense to some of my family.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>I turned back.\u00a0 &#8220;And sometimes it happens so.\u00a0 Most of the stories I&#8217;d read had multiple parts, like having to find the three special ingredients, and often, one was raised from the dead.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>Artur flinched.\u00a0 &#8220;Not necromancy,&#8221; 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